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  3. dancybutt:

    lnstagrandma:

    how to piss someone off:

    leave the door open

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    (via dutchster)

     
  4. thatfunnyblog:

    this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

    (Source: wheelchair-warrior, via inmyownlittlecornerofthesky)

     
  5. smartaleckette:

    What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

    (via emmavonglitz)

     
  6. treeswithmemories:

    still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

    (Source: gayathrik1611, via mrsdarrencrissxx)

     
  7. how do you measure the life of a woman or a man?

    (via inmyownlittlecornerofthesky)

     

  8. assvvipe:

    velvvetreceipts:

    thekatediary:

    tiny little turn ons:

       - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

       - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

       - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

       - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

    jesus CHRIST

    Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

    (via dutchster)

     

  9. simonsgrandpasweaters:

    THE MOST

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    HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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    LOVE STORY

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    IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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    LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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    THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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    SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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    AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

    Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

    (via feltontom)

     
  10. no1twerkslikegaston:

    rememberingwalt:

    deanplease:

    k17l53:

    sugar-soul:

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    Thanks satan.

    i believe you’re referring to deuteronomy. (deut. 22:29)

    he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

    deut is in the old testament, which means it no longer applies to us because Jesus died on the cross.

    ^^

    biblical laws like that were written a while ago anyways. it also says that we can’t eat meat and can’t wear blended fabrics or have tattoos. A lot of the biblical law is extremely outdated and we don’t follow it anymore because times have changed.

    (Source: jimmy-the-satanist, via onlyreadsbooksandshecannotdraw)